Cucumbers.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 09/02/2017 at 12:59 • Filed to: None

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Not a bad picking today.

LongbowMkII > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 09/02/2017 at 13:07

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obligatory

Funktheduck > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 09/02/2017 at 13:47

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Must refrain from inappropriate jokes

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 09/02/2017 at 13:49

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Urambo Tauro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 09/02/2017 at 14:33

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You’re gonna give someone a heart attack!

Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 09/02/2017 at 14:45

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Reminds me.

I came home one day and found my girlfriend naked pleasuring herself on the sofa with a cucumber. I said, ‘oh man, I was going to eat that later’, her reply, ‘it’s okay, I’ll wash it’, I replied, ‘ye’, but it’ll still taste of cucumber’.